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House Cleaning

Are you kidding me? I was a church pastor and now you offer me a job cleaning houses? Yes! Provided your pride does get in the way!

Jesus taught the disciples to seat people in rows (ushering), then taught them to hand out baskets of fish and bread (waitressing) and then he taught them how to clean up the whole meal and retrieve the baskets (bus-boy). If that is the training for the twelve guys who will sit on the twelve thrones over the twelve tribes, maybe there is a bright future for you cleaning houses.

Kathy and I use house and office cleaning in conjunction with our window cleaning business. In window cleaning, especially in winter, you have a lot of rain outs. So we mix house/office cleaning with window cleaning and the two seem to work well together. True, there is more money in window cleaning, and I personally do not get as tired window cleaning as house cleaning. Pushing a vac for two hours is far more tiring than climbing a ladder – but that is my opinion.

Again, just like window cleaning, DO NOT TARGET the middle class. They will want you to clean their house for next to nothing. Middle class people like to think like rich people and have house cleaners, yard maintenance etc, but they do not have the funds to support such dreams. Target upscale wealthy neighborhoods. House cleaning is hard work, people. Do not give an estimate based on anything less than $20.00 per hour. We have several large homes that take 2.5 to 3 hours to clean. For that we charge $100.00 - that is for two people.

From our wealthy house cleaning clients, we have been given office cleaning. When they are please with what you do to maintain their home, they ask you to clean their business for them. This is evening work, and will dove-tail well with daytime window cleaning.

Try and set clients up for a bi-weekly cleaning. Office cleaning is usually weekly. The first cleaning is the hardest, just like window cleaning. Once the house/office is clean, and you are just maintaining it, the job will get easier.

Believe in yourself – you have been house cleaning all your life! Now, with confidence, you can get paid for it. We knew a lady in Colorado Springs who had a master’s degree in speech therapy, but gave it all up and joined her friend in a house cleaning business – there was way more money in cleaning the houses of the wealthy. Questions: call Kim at 918-919-1490.

Window Cleaning

Run a Window Cleaning Company!

Don’t be afraid to work with your hands! Many of you are not, but I have met some pastors that think this is below their dignity! Jesus and Paul both worked with their hands. Many find working with their hands a great therapy for the emotional and spiritual abuse they have experienced.

Start up costs:

Minimal compared to other businesses. Chances are you already own a ladder or two. You will need a bucket, a window mop, a good quality squeegee, a bottle of Dawn Dish Soap, some old rags, a window razor from Wal Mart, a medium stiff brush to use on screens. This will get you started. In time you will want different sizes of squeegees, extension poles, different sizes of window razors, a belt with a squeegee holder and a towel holder. If you are middle aged or older, you probably do not want to wash any windows higher than second story. Most of the time a 20 foot extension ladder will do. In a few cases you may need a 28 foot ladder. A six foot step ladder and a two step stool are also super helpful. If you already own an extension ladder your start up costs could be as little as $200.00 or less. I buy my supplies from www.squeegees.net

How much do I charge?

You will need to contact a few window cleaners in your state to see what the going rate is. When I ran our window company in Colorado Springs in 2002-3, the going rate was $1.30 per surface. I now live in one of the lowest cost of living areas in America and I only can charge about $1.10 a surface – in 2010! What do I mean by “per surface” – example – a sliding glass door. The door is glass with a mental frame around it. Each side of the door has one surface. One on the outside, one on the inside. Where I now live I charge $2.20 to wash that door, and it takes less than two minutes. If the door has a baked on film of grime and hasn’t been washed for ten years, then both sides of the door are wetted down, then scrapped every inch with a glass razor, then wetted down again with the window mop, and then squeegee off – ten minutes max, for $2.20. Now, French Doors are another story – from hell, ha, ha! All those tiny little squares of glass, each with a frame around it – Rrrrrrrr! I charge a minimum of $5.00 per door. If they are well maintained you can simply “wet rag, dry rag” them quickly, or you can use a tiny squeegee, but you will still have to rag around the window to get the water in those #*@ little corners. Charge $5 minimum and more if you can get it. Most French doors come in pares, so that’s $10 per set.

Remember, when we talk about surfaces we do not mean windows! We mean surfaces. Each piece of glass surrounded by a frame of some kind. Most windows have from two to twenty surfaces. Also, remember, if some of the surfaces are huge – like a feature window in a living room, count it as double.

The very first time you wash a house or business it will take you twice as long as your future washes. Any time you need to use your window razor the pace slows. I have some houses I wash every three months – never touch the razor, just mop and squeegee. On those houses I can average anywhere from $30 to $50 per hour, depending on the ladder work. The same house the first time I wash it may only work out to $20 per hour.

Older houses with storm windows can pay a lot because of double the surfaces, but you have the hassle of disassembling the window and re-assembling. Many window cleaners will not take customers with storm windows.

Where do I start?

Get the basic equipment, and practice on your own house – your wife will be in a state of shock! You don’t have to work fast, just efficiently. Learn the basic squeegee methods, and some of the tricks of the trade – like removing tar or bricklayer’s cement off the glass. Call me and ask if you can’t find a book on the subject.

Next go down to City hall and inquire if you need a license. Most cities do not require a license, especially if you specialize in residential homes. Business insurance for a one man window company is about $55. a month. And, get this, it does not cover broken windows – ha, ha! (And you thought the Mafia were the only ones involved in racketeering!) The insurance covers everything except the window. Since you are a window “expert” as a cleaner of windows, the insurance company puts that responsibility on you. I personally have never broken a window ever. If your ladder slides across the siding and does damage, the insurance will cover that – as well as all the blood you leave on the lawn where you fell off the ladder.

Next – get your name out there! The phone book is expensive, and it will not come out for several more months. Even newspaper ads can get expensive. I have built two successful window cleaning companies with fliers. If you can design your own flier and get it copied by a friends business or some other cheap way, then you can get out there in a very up-scale neighborhood. I have consistently obtained two or three customers for every 100 fliers I have delivered. Sometimes, more than that. But, remember this, once you have a customer, you re-schedule that customer for an exterior touch-up or a full inside/outside wash again in six months. Don’t be discouraged by response time to your fliers. I have been as close as three houses further down the block delivering fliers and had a lady call my cell and ask for an estimate. On the other hand, I have gone to wash homes where a three year old flier was sitting on the kitchen table. They kept all my info and they became steady customers after that, every six months like clock work!

Up-Scale neighborhoods – need I say this – target people with money! The middle class work hard for their money, and they have little to give to you. Many would rather live with windows so dirty they can’t see through them. People with money live in houses big enough they need house cleaners and window cleaners. They also have the money to pay and appreciate a good job! Kathy and I try to make a minimum of $200.00 a day. Some days it’s around a $100. And other days we make $300. to $375.00.

If you consider this form of employment, feel free to call Kim at 918-919-1490 and ask any questions you have. Window cleaning is a great business, and is needed. Even in cities that have many window cleaners, often there is room for more. Just think how many thousands of square miles of glass there are in a modern city! Glass everywhere, up and down every street, on every building, and somebody has to clean it!

Other Approaches To Worshiping

Many of you, after a period of healing and enlightenment, may very well return to full-time ministry in the world of organized religion. For those who do, we wish to bless you and hope you will help change the church in dramatic and life-giving ways. Our prayers go out for you.

For others, the day has come when you can not stomach an institutional church again. Something very deep in your spirit tells you this really isn’t a good represetation of Jesus on this earth. After all these years of serving and sacrificing, you see little for all that effort and giving. You may be weary of the politics, human culture and humanism that has infected the church over tha last two thousand years.

House Church:For some of you, the house church may be the answer - maybe! Maybe not! Yes, in the current world-wide house church movement more than 120,000,000 people participate. But if you approach house church in the same manner as institutional church, you will have the same issues, and nothing will change. The experience that is the community of the Triune Godhead will still be absent.

For more info on house churches check out the following links:

Tree of Life House Church Network - TOLHCN.COM Great info on doing house church. Questions - call Kim at 918-919-1490.

Frank Viola and his ministry - www.ptmin.org Lot’s of good books helping you understand the institutional church and house churches.

Wayne Jacobsen and Lifestream - www.lifestream.org  You need to know God still loves you. This site will change your life.

Gene Edwards Ministry - geneedwards.com  If you have never read A Tale of Three Kings, The prisoner in the third cell - you need to now! I mean NOW! 

This is a start and we will add more in time. Your help in developing these pages is much appreciated. Father’s blessings upon you!

How Do I Earn A Living Now?

FIRST:

You probably never expected to find yourself here, unemployed by church termination or resigned with a case of - “I never thought the ministry was like this.” You are not alone. If you have read our web site you know 1,000 to 1,500 church leaders a month, every month, step away from their posts. On this page we hope to give you some very basic advice. Since so many of you will read this material in different states of emotional turmoil, the value of the material will vary for each person.

EDUCATION

Never say never! Yes, you may now be middle aged with teens, and debts. But it may not be too late to go back to school! For some of you, it may not work out, but for others many Government programs will help pay your way. For some who wish to remain in a helping field, becoming a certified life-coach may be a possibility. If you consider coaching or a counseling position (Master’s degree), remember you will be entering back into a field that works with the human spirit and heart. For a few of you, that would not be a good direction.

Since the average burnout point in pastoring is between 22 and 27 years, many of you will feel there is nothing else you can do for employment. That simply is not true. One of the reasons you feel disillusioned is because you have anchored yourself to some illusions. Now it is time to live in truth, and the truth is you can do many different jobs or careers. I do not know the exact stat, but I have read somewhere that ten years after graduation, something like 50% or more of college grads are working in a field other than their university major or degree. May I suggest, since I know only too well, that ministry continues after termination, it is my suggestion you seriously consider doing a job or business you dreamed of perhaps, if you were never in ministry. What I am saying is, you do not need to feel guilty for not working full-time in paid ministry. You have years of experience, and Father will use you whenever He needs you, so relax, and do something perhaps you have always dreamed about.

At one point in time I studied for and passed with a very high grade, the Canadian Mutual Funds Advisers Course to be a mutual fund rep. I sometimes wonder if I should have done that, and enjoyed ministry as a gift-driven sideline.

Below are links to pages with suggestions for temporary or even permanent employment.